Friday, January 22, 2010

Hygiene Habits to Practice

We know it can be a daunting task to keep yourself groomed. We thought we would make it a little easier by letting you know which hygiene habits can be universally appreciated by all women.

Trimming your nose hairs, in fact trimming everything. We don't like chest or back hair coming out of your collar.

Women appreciate well groomed eye brows. If you have a unibrow, invest in some tweezers.

Deodorant is absolutely necessary. Cologne is not a substitute.

The wrinkled look is still out. We don't care what your friends do, if you don't want to take 10 minutes to hang up your clothes, then you should own and know how to operate an iron.

Brush your teeth and tongue daily... with toothpaste... preferably before you see people.

Shower. Shower. Shower. And use soap.

If you want to wear pants that are too big for you, wear a belt, and don't expect a second date.

If you don't have a washer and dryer on site... frequent the local laundromat. A roll of quarters and some Tide soap could make all the difference.

Febreeze to go and an air freshener for your automobile will work better than body spray and will seem less last minute.

Greasy hair is unacceptable. Hats on a first date that is not a sporting event are also unacceptable. You can find suitable shampoo for less than a dollar at most drugstores.

2 comments:

  1. This is hilarious, Sky!. I'm so glad that Matt doesn't have a problem with personal Hygiene.

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  2. I'd like to see how *your* hair looked after washing with 99 cent shampoo

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